fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes)

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(Source: kaguramutsuki)

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(Source: nicolas-px)

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I don’t really know what kind of girl I am.

(Source: blomskvist)

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My dear Corvo. What a sad hand fate has dealt you. The beloved Empress dead, and everyone thinks you’re the killer. But we know what really happened, don’t we? You don’t want to end your life to the sound of idiots cheering as your head hits the muck, do you? Let’s see if we can do better.

(Source: jeffmoreau)

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relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game
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tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

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skyphoi:

image

(Source: vinebox)

walkerclementine:

I turned on youtube captions

Best decision ever

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Friend: *reading homestuck*
Friend: *at the beginning of act five*
Friend: Oh my god, my favorite is Gamzee, he's so goofy!
Me: *sweats nervously*
Me: Y.. yeah! Gamzee, I just... love... that guy
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